November 29, 2007 at 2:35:00 AM
Category:

Punctuation Marks

Comparing humans to punctuation marks? Now, that's something new. Lemme see...

Your Score: hyphen


You scored 46% Sociability and 47% Sophistication!


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You are comfortable around others. While you don't have to go out every night, yet you take pride in being easy to get along with. This should not, however, be misconstrued as believing (as many do) that you are without subtlety. In fact, you have the power to inform the anal retentive that, indeed, they are discussing an anal-retentive issue. Who else can do that? Quotation marks intimidate you a little bit.




Hmm... the easy to go along guy. Lolz. I say it's pretty accurate.

November 25, 2007 at 11:17:00 PM
Category:

My Sunday Date

Er... today I went out a date... Here is my date...



It's worth 2000 pages and weighs approximately 2kg i say. We went to Coffee Bean @ Borders to have a Ice Blended Peppermint Mocha after dinner at Far East Plaza Subway because home was simply too boring. The drink is a seasonal drink anyway, so you'll have to catch it before Christmas is gone.

Anyway, it's rather much a nice place; good seats, quiet environment and not too much of a crowd. And I also realize there's plenty of pretty girls around there. Breaks the great misconception of a pretty girl/bookworm hybrid being impossible; maybe they are just rare.

By the way, if there's any fellow Ex Ngee Ann Poly BIT student reading this... after reading just 100 pages of this ASP.NET book, I would say that the book totally dwarfs the kind of stuff we learned in school. I'm not going to totally put our course down cause I think just being able to squeeze Business and IT stuff into a 3 year course is tough enough.

I would say the way they teach at school is rather incomplete. They just teach us whatever we need to know to do the job. I don't recall learning to understand the .NET framework, ASP and Visual Basic. And to top that off, we used Dreamweaver to develop our ASP.NET applications while I think most people would recommend Visual Studio .NET more. It's rather much some form of 'rote learning'. Ah, but I understand their time constraints though.

Ah, okay, enough of the geek rattling. And I'm only reading that freakish 2000 pages book because all my close friends are either (a) going out with their girlfriend, (b) looking for a girlfriend, (c) busy with school (mugging), (d) too lazy to move their ass. So I thought I might as well do something other then rotting at home playing Winning Eleven. Okay, it's late. Zzzz....

November 24, 2007 at 1:10:00 AM
Category:

Scams Scams Scams

Below is an warning email from a friend about the recent phone scams. It's really widespread now but the surprising thing is that there are still people falling for it, despite the media publicity it is now having.

Anyway, I can guarantee the phone scams are definitely going around. It was attempted on quite a number of my friends before. Supreme Court, Lucky Draw... you name it, they have it. Maybe they might start trying to act as your long lost dad or what. -_-" You never know what these people will do to cheat people of their honest earnings.

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About noon time, there is an incoming call to my office direct line. When I pick up the call, it was a voice recorded message that said, 'You have a message from the Supreme Court. Press 9 to listen to the message.' I pressed 9 and it was transferred to an operator that answered by saying, 'Supreme Court reception, can I help you?'

I told her I received a voice message from Supreme Court telling me to press 9 to listen to that message. She proceeds to ask me for my name and I/C number. So I told her and it sounded like as it she is keying in and paused a while and told me I had a notice from Supreme Court with a charge of working with 'Ah long' (Illegal Loan sharks) to open 2 bank accounts for them and the Supreme Court had already sent me Court summon letter to me.

I was so shocked and told her I did not know any loan sharks and I will never do that and I did not receive any letter from Court at all. She told me for that I'm one of the person who is involved in this illegal act and if I want to verify my case, she would get the CID police in charge of this case to call me.

In less than a few minutes, I received a call from someone who claimed to be a CID officer looking for me. I answered him I am the person he's looking for. He told me that on such a date, the police had cracked down and napped a 'ah long' (Illegal Loan Sharks) and in his house, they found a name list containing several bank accounts open by a group of people and I happen to be one of them.

I was so shocked and told him that I never would do such a thing and I do not know any ah long or loan sharks at all. He then challenge me and told me, 'do you want to see the evident we got?' I told him, 'Yes I would like to come down to your police office to see it because I did not do that.' I then asked him to give me the address, which department he is from and his name so that I can go down to see him.

He gave me his name is Officer Khoo Boon Hui at Police HQ. CID Tower. Blk C, level 5. His office number is 6435 0000. However he quickly change the subject and ask me a few questions to pretend to be investigating me. He asked me have I lost my I/C, Bank account book? I answered No. He then asked me did I let anyone photocopied my I/C or Bank account book? I thought for a while and answered him I did a few months back at DBS Bank when I thought of opening a Investment Account.

He then told me that it could be due to corruption, the bank officer may have sold my data to the Ah long (loan shark) in return for some cash. He told me since from his investigation he assume I'm innocent and one of those whose I/C and bank data the ah long (loan shark) obtained from corrupt bank officers to make false ID and bank document to open bank account, he would fax my case to a Supreme Court office to further investigate and present my case before the Judge.

As such there is no need to go down to see him at the police HQ he said. He told me he will get the Supreme Court officer in charge to call me and further arrange how she can help me to plead with the Judge together with those innocent parties that had been framed. From the voice of that man officer who talked to me, I can tell his speaking accents sound like from China. My mind was so confused and troubled after hearing him talked to me all these things I did not question that at the moment.

In a while time, a lady called me on my mobile phone saying the 'CID' who had earlier on investigated me had called her and told her about my case. She would need me to cooperate with her in further investigation. She told me that she would need to begin to do a series of questions she need me to answer honestly. All my conversation with her will be recorded as Court evident. It's so professionally done that you think you're really going through a investigation answering those questions like did you disclose any of your bank information, documents, ID to anyone? Did you loss your passport, ID, bank book, credit card?¡­

At the end of the series of questions, she told me that they are working together with international police to crack down these illegal ah long loan sharks organization that go around corrupt bank officers to sell their customer's bank information, photo copied ID document to do fake IDs, passports, and open bank accounts for them. She told me that right now just because I said I'm innocent it doesn't prove anything.

She need me to do one last thing. She asked me how many bank account do I have and how much money I have in my bank account. She said she need me to cooperate with them to check my bank account to see if there's any activities transactions that are unusual. She need me to go to Bankok Bank at Cecil street to TT my bank account money to this 'International Police' account to monitor and protect my money for me as my bank account is no longer saved as anytime it could be frozen.

If I am really innocent and has nothing to do with any ah long organization, I would cooperate with them to help them catch any party that is using my account to wash black money for them. If I don't cooperate with them to TT my money then it is clear to them that I have something to do with ah long organization and she shall turn me over to the Judge straight away to pled me guilty and sentence me.

It was under so much confusion and fear that they succeed to con people to TT money to this unknown 'International police officer' said to be someone who will monitor any suspicious transactions, dealing and to save guard and protect the victim's money. She assured me that if after the investigation is over about 2 hours later, after they checked my account and found nothing unusual and no black money, that international police officer will contact me and will TT the money back into my bank account.

I was really confused and when I kept asking her for any black and white to verify her identity to really make sure she is a real officer from Supreme Court that she told me her name is officer Hong Mui Ying and I can reach her at this Supreme Court telephone number: 63381034. She told me not to hang up and not to tell anybody about what I'm about to do so that it will not mess up their investigation process. She instructs me to go to 108 Cecil Street, BangKok Bank to TT the money. She told me to talk to her when I arrived at BangKok Bank then she would disclose to me the details of the International Police to whom I am to TT my money to.

The following is the details she gave me to TT my bank money to when I arrived at Bangkok Bank: -
Name of person receiving the money: MOORDOO JAESH
Account No: 398-073768-2
Address: MAESAI

I almost TT one thousand dollars to this account she gave me to TT my money to. But while I was at the counter, something on the inside of me tells me, 'how could you simply believe these things she talked to you about? How do you know if she really is a Supreme Court officer? You don't even know who this person she told you to TT your money to. What if this is a cheat and once you TT your money over to this unknown person, you get cheated of your money?'

So I withhold what I was about to do at that moment and started to talk to this 'Supreme Court officer' again on the phone. I asked her if I can go down to Supreme Court and look for her to verify her identity also with Supreme Court too. She told me she would be very busy as she is handling a lot of such cases and may not have time to see me. She kept telling me to cooperate with her if I'm really innocent and should let them check my money which makes no sense to me.

Finally I said to her, 'I really want to go down to Supreme Court to verify your identity and I don't mind waiting for you at the Supreme Court. Should you be busy, I'll wait for you at Supreme Court and also want to check with the officer at Supreme Court too if you really are an Officer who work there.' She then said, 'ok, you may come down to Supreme Court and look for me.'

After I put down the phone, I went straight to Supreme Court to look for her. To my surprise, when I was there at Supreme Court reception counter to ask for this lady officer, the receptionist told me that there isn't any such lady officer in Supreme Court and I'm not the only person who had came down to look for or called to look for these lady officer. Then the receptionist took out a recent newspaper and showed me that recently a man was cheated of $10,000 also received such call claiming to be officer from Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court receptionist then asked me for my name and IC number when I was there at Supreme Court reception counter to check if there are any real court case or charges I have. So I gave him my IC number and Name. After searching through the system, he told me that he cannot find any charges or court case with me. It was then I realized that I have been conned by those 3 people who had impersonated to be Supreme Court staff and CID.

Then the receptionist told me that it is better for me to go down to a police station to do a police report on this and I went down to Kreta Ayer NPP to made a police report on the same day 24/10/2007. I hope the police would quickly catch these evil cheaters out there trying to cheat people of their money. The police officer at Kreta Ayer NPP also told me I'm not the only victim of such case. He told me I can go and read about this at - http://www.spf.gov.sg/mic/2007/071018_supcourtphonescam.htm

*** End of Email ***

Hmm... If there was heaven and hell, I sure know where these swindlers are going.

Basic rule of thumb: If it's too good to be true, it's probably not. *Verify verify verify

November 23, 2007 at 1:06:00 AM
Category:

Flopping (Outside of Soccer)

We all know that soccer players flop. But NBA players? They are sure catching up on it.

Basketball fan or not, I think you should have a look. It's acting. Good or bad, I'll leave it up to the individual to decide. Lol.

at 12:40:00 AM
Category:

I Can't Fail This, Can I? (BTT)

Some say that you have to try, in order to fail the basic driving theory test. Er, but I know of people failing it before so I'm currently on a last-ditch effort before my test tomorrow.



I wouldn't really care about failing or passing it if scheduling a test didn't took 1-3 months. Sometimes I wonder if they do this purely to prevent people from taking the test casually. After all, it's just 5 bucks if you fail? Lol.

This should be easy, right? I'm not going to be stuck waiting another 2-3 months for this stupid test right?

*Yawnz...

(Anyway, in case you wonder why I'm only taking this test at an age of 22, I'm wondering too. Where did all my youth go to? -_-")

November 22, 2007 at 2:11:00 AM
Category:

Odexed?

Er, just when everyone had seemed to start forgetting about the Odex Saga (abt a year ago), Odex's website (www.odex.com.sg) gets hacked O_O"... Perhaps by the time you read this, the website might had been restored. So here goes a screenshot. (Kudos to Karebu for the info)



And if you don't remember what's Odex, have a look at the vid below.



If that doesn't give you any impression, here's the Wikipedia entry.

My stand on the matter? I say they are simply moneysuckers not worth supporting. They are the same people who demanded settlement fees from a 9 year old kid. I'll leave it at that. Talking about Odex makes my blood boil... Spoils my mood.

Anyway, here is yet another funny Youtube Vid...

The Origins of Hip-Hop
(Kudos to Shung)

November 20, 2007 at 3:35:00 PM
Category:

Malibu Pineapple (Orange)

First off, for those who don't know I drink (alcohol), yes I do. I don't know why but people often see me as not the kind who will drink. Lol.

Anyway, I personally fine with any drinking, as long as the person doesn't get drunk I guess. I have really just started drinking recently (a year?), so I don't really know all the drinks available.

But one drink I really like is the Malibu Pineapple. It's pretty fruity, tangy and light. If drinks had moods to it, I say it's a happy drink. Lol.



Therefore, when one of my friend told me he was going for a trip to Hong Kong, I immediately asked him to get me a Malibu Coconut Rum.



It's even cheaper than Vodka at DFS I think. The Malibu's only 20++. And of course the 'geek' (lol) has his ways of getting his hands on how to utilize the rum. A quick search at this comprehensive database sort of website, Drink Mixer.Com churned out 649(!) recipes involving the rum.


Well, but I was simply lazy to attempt the more complex recipes since I don't really have that much of an alcohol collection at home yet. I've decided to go with the simplest and nicest, Malibu Pineapple. But I couldn't get pineapple juice at NTUC (-_-"), so I had to make do with the nearest available juice, pineapple orange juice.



Thus, I ended up with a Malibu Pineapple Orange. The taste wasn't really well mixed enough because I don't have a shaker (-_-") and the ice melted really fast due to me using a mug instead of a glass.

Well, there's a first for everything, cocktail mixing included.

November 18, 2007 at 1:45:00 AM

Geek-A-Dime

(Foreword: Geeky post coming up. I hope this helps someone. Either a reader of the blog or simply a person 'Googling' for the below solution.)



I have been using the above router for a year plus. Well, it has been working well till the previous morning. I got crappy connectivity (low) while I had been getting excellent connectivity for like 1 year?

I was using a desktop just 1 room away from the router. -_-" Youtube videos took ten of minutes to load, websites were waaaay slow and my mood kind of got killed.

A quick google didn't solve the problem. I couldn't find nuts on it. I decided to toggle with the settings a bit. I would say I was pretty lucky. I simply opened the bundled Linksys monitor and had a look at the wireless networks available. I realized something.



All the networks were all on channel 6. O_O" And when did so many wireless router users popped up in my neighborhood? I mean... I live in (Ulu) Punggol. The area shouldn't be densely populated, should it?



Well, a quick change to channel 3 proved to be the remedy. I googled the web and it seems that because most routers have channel 6 as their default channel, estates with many users of this same channel can suffer something call signal) being received at a detector.] And it doesn't take a physics student to see how closely packed Singapore users can suffer from this even more.

So, if you're suffering from low wireless connectivity these days, give your settings a check. Enough of the geekiness for the day ^_^'...

[Here's a link on 'How to Check Your Router Settings']

November 17, 2007 at 12:53:00 AM

Overtime

No, this is not turning into a 'Best-of-Youtube' blog... It just happens that I've been getting links to great videos of recent. And when you're lazy to talk (type) too much? Posting a video is the easy way out. ^_^"



Ehz, my favorites for the video are Mr Principle, Mr Dragon and Mr DJ.

Mr Dragon kind of reminds me of school. You know those modules which covers so much ground and come exam time, you are only tested a tinnnnnnnny bit of it? Yeah.

[Kudos to Karebu, my campmate for the video]

[Anyway, I thanking everyone of you out there for my half-a-century worth of hits. I didn't thought I could come so far. o_O]

November 15, 2007 at 11:34:00 PM

Random Stuff

Achmed the Dead Terrorist



(I killllllllll you... *The Stare...)

[Kudos to Kevin for the video]


Sucide?

A friend of mine was going through Yahoo!Answers when she chanced upon this page of someone apparently asking for tips before his suicide. I don't think the person's serious but certain answers to the question are funny. Worth a look.

[Kudos to Mint]

November 14, 2007 at 12:50:00 PM

The 11 Guys You Meet In Pick-Up Basketball

I like basketball. But liking basketball does not equate to being competent at it, sad to say.

I frequent NBA websites, catch NBA matches whenever possible and of course, play the occasional street/pick-up basketball. I usually prefer to play with my own friends generally because you never know what you'll get when playing of outsiders...

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The 11 Guys You Meet In Pick-Up Basketball


I found it hilarious. The ones I've seen in Singapore before; Mr Excuses, Hypothetical Dunker, Player/Coach, Always Fouled Guy, Bad Gear Guy. Some things are international I guess. x_x"

Here's a few more I came up with (in Singapore context):

The Ah Beng
Unkempt, dyed hair. Usually hangs out in large groups. Plays a form of basketball with rules of his own. Timid alone but strong in numbers. My advice is to avoid guarding him and leave the game ASAP. Never a fun guy to play with.

The Pretty Boy
Plays in jeans and t-shirt. Will mostly shoot and avoid driving to the basket to minimize physical contact and reduce amount of sweat. This category usually doesn't make sense to me because sweating is unavoidable basketball.

The NS Uncles
Singaporean uncles way past their prime playing basketball. Usually likes to wear Army T-shirts, Singlets to the court. Well, that is when they are not topless. Loves to talk about their past and the competitions they took part in. They tend to not realize that their limelight has passed and gone. (Reminder to self... no basketball after the age of 30).

The China Guy
Usually here on studies. Likes to do AND-1 (fanciful) tricks. Might prove to be a ball-hog. Carries a strange accent varying from province to province. Richer ones would be in NBA jerseys. I would say they are one of the most likable/tolerable of the whole group (when he is not ball-hogging).

The Filipinos
Similar to the china guys just that they are usually here for work. Plays very basic, fundamental basketball. Downside is that they tend to play rough basketball. Maybe it's the norm in their country but I definitely don't welcome it here. Almost twisted an ankle thanks to them.

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Anyway, I have an advert to make. I have this friend, Shaun, who wants to sell this NEC MultiSync® 90GX2 Pro LCD Monitor. He is willing to sell it below market price due to personal reasons. The LCD Monitor is brand new and is generally tuned towards avid gamers and/or graphic/video designers. Here's a web page on it. Simply call him at 96201792 if you are interested.



I'm hoping for a small treat from him if anyone does buy it from him. ^_^

November 12, 2007 at 12:04:00 AM

Hauls of the Day

Aaaaaaaaah, I don't really have much time on hand to talk too much because I need to get my sleep so I can survive the morning run tomorrow. I am going back to camp after a very long weekend, courtesy of my leave days and Deepavali =).

I'll let the pictures do the talking.


Went to Muji at Orchard Paragon Extension... 4th or 5th floor I think.


Got this transparent mug. Looks nice but a bit small (500ml) for my like though. The price might had been a bit too hefty. 10 bucks. (Hmm...)


Muji milk tea. I love the taste. There are many other unique drinks and food stuff there. You people might want to try it out. (Kudos to my friend Kim Leng for recommending this place to me)


Cool looking white A4 size file. Bought it out of impulse. Could use it in university though it's a distant 8 months away.


I also dropped by Kinokuniya... The price tag... the price tag...


I hope the book proves to be useful. I'm still wondering if I made the right choice.


All in all, it's a painful day for my wallet. -_-"

November 11, 2007 at 11:24:00 AM

All About Me

He likes the color blue. He likes fun-loving, straight forward people. He loves green tea, tiramisu, chocolates, coffee. He is learning to treasure his family, friends and people around him. He tries to do a lot of learning; arts (keyboard, beat box, etc.), technology (image editing, video editing). But he often fails at them.

He hates competition and competitive people. He doesn't like regimentation and any sort of restrictions. He hates cunning, pretentious people to the core. He dislikes people who believe themselves to be impeccable. He dislikes drudgery. He hate regulars, with a few exceptions of course.

He is somehow a paradox; Off serious matters, he is often deemed slack, mindless, undisciplined and indecisive. On serious matters, he is sometimes deemed overly intensive, blunt and stern. Occasionally, he is thrown a few praises and such for his serious-mindedness though. His detractors pisses him off but he tries his best to not bother about them. He does however, wonder if holding an alter-ego life is good for him in the long run. ?_?

November 9, 2007 at 12:07:00 AM

Quite a mess

So... how did I spend my Deepavali?



Yep, clearing up my stuff and uncovering certain treasures as usual. For example, a card which actually allows voice recording. Quit cool for a gift ain't it?



However, it's spoiled. I can't listen to the message anymore. My fault for not taking good care of it.

I often wish for a more exciting and vivid life so I don't bore my readers that much. But I guess... oh well. LoL.

Anyway, for those interested in Chinese Pop, Jay Chou's newest album, 我很忙 is out.



Two of the MVS:

牛仔很忙
我不配

The latter sounds really nice in my opinion.

(Oh yes, I found this "What Kind Of Guy You Will Like" quiz from a friend's blog. For the ladies.)

November 6, 2007 at 12:28:00 AM

Random Jokes/Notes Of The Day

Jokes
Q: If you are a girl in need of money and a boyfriend, what guy would you get?
A: James; You can get a loan from 'him'. James; your friendliest loan in town.



Q: If you are a guy in need of directions and a girlfriend?
A: Iris; Ask Iris (SBS Transit)

Q: If you are a guy in need of a girlfriend and Christmas is coming?
A: Carol; Christmas Carol

Q: If you are a person in need of bad jokes?
A: Ron =)


Self Notes
1. If I ever go into the marketing line, I will try not to involve any names like James, Jane, Iris into my marketing plan/concept. Isn't it becoming too much of a cliché? Maybe we could use superheroes for a change. Wait... I think that has been taken too.

2. Remind self to never take overly fried food again. Had a bad stomach after having KFC for lunch.

3. People who haven't seen me for sometime have been questioning me if I had been doing bodybuilding. Guess it's time to lookout for my weight.

4. ORD-ing on 07 Dec '07. =)

November 4, 2007 at 12:27:00 PM

What Kind of Girl?

A quiz for guys: What Kind of Girl Will You Fall For?

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You will fall for the independent woman. You like girls that'll put up a fight with their words and their fists. Her conversation must be stimulating and controversial. She's got to have her own friends, her own car, and her own place. Most importantly, she can't be a "barnacle-on-a-whale" type.

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Hmm... true? Anyway, it's a pretty interesting quiz so if you have the time, go take it.